Topic: The Jeremy Kyle Drinking Game (Read 9265 times)

RedLeader · « **on:** July 30, 2009 »

The Jeremy Kyle show really is a patronising bunch of crap but the Digital Spy drinking game made me larf.

Rule One: Drink a hefty swig of gin whenever Kyle barks the phrases, '"You're scum!", "Be quiet!" or "You are an utter disgrace!"

Rule Two: Keep drinking beer when Kyle enters into a diatribe about "young men sitting on their backsides" who rob us of our taxes. Finish with a chaser if he adds something about how he hopes Gordon Brown is watching. He'll usually conclude - frothing at the mouth - with the line, "This is symptomatic of what's wrong with this damn country of ours!"

Rule Three: Tuck into a bottle of wine if Jezza mentions "my researchers", who have done some digging around and checking up on the show's guests.

Rule Four: Have a glass of whiskey when Jez shouts down his guest by yelling: "Listen to me! LISTEN TO ME!" Help yourself to a second glass if he kneels in front of them, stares at them wide-eyed and proceeds to patronise, humiliate and sneer for five minutes.

Rule Five: When he instructs a bloke - who is allegedly cheating/hitting a woman/an alcoholic to "be a real man" - crack open some cider. He'll usually get the wolves in the audience howling with approval, by adding: "Where I come from, real men don't cry!"

Rule Six: Finish off a line of shots when Jezza stops shouting, puts on his serious face and calls for "the all-important lie detector results".

Rule Seven: Each time Jez utters the words "national television" ("Are you saying to me on national television and before all these people in the audience on national television?") or mentions that his show is watched by X-million people, glug some Baileys.

Rule Eight: If the guests storm off, throw some furniture or have to be separated by security, get your best bottle of vodka out. Make it a large one if Jezza goes backstage to sort things out and calm things down.

Rule Nine: When one of Jezza's guests claims to drink an inexplicably large amount of booze on a daily basis ("I drink 57 pints a day, Jeremy", "I finish two bottles of vodka every hour"), drink some of your mum's sherry.

Rule Ten: If Kyle ends the show with the lines, "you have earned my respect young lady", "promise me one thing young man" or the best of the lot, "get off my stage!" finish all your remaining drinks.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a167878/drinking-games-the-jeremy-kyle-show.html

666_pack · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2009 »

I thought "drink along with withnail & I" was tough.
Great one jonno

emmadilemma · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2009 »

Im not sure jeremy kyle wud approve of such loutish behavior

Michelle · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2009 »

lol should i have this thread locked for even mentioning jermy kyle???

Sounds like a good game though but you would have to start drinking a bit early in the day for me to catch the air time!

Wolf_Larson · « **Reply #4 on:** September 24, 2009 »

Jeremy Kyle who the hell is he ?

666_pack · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2009 »

this smug twat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Kyle

Hunter · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2009 »

i hate that smug twat.

Wolf_Larson · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2009 »

He looks like he has had a long night and a rough day.

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